Saturday came after Friday, as it usually does. Saturday I couldn’t drag my butt downstairs to the treadmill; in fact, I didn’t even get up at the time assigned to the alarm clock, which is why I missed my first…

OhmiGod OhmiGod OhmiGod. I want to fly somewhere RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

What could be better than resting one’s head against a pillow printed with Hello Kitty’s face?

Darling Japanese flight attendants (that’s what we call them now, right?) in …

I don’t wear makeup. I never have, except for one 6-month period in high school when my skin was particularly bad. I have too much to do to waste time making sure my foundation is evenly applied or whatever. These …

If you’ve looked at this blog for more than 2 days in a row, you have probably learned that I am a Hello Kitty freak, but I try not to let anyone know it. Now artist Joseph Senior has given …

God damn, Hello Kitty is everywhere. Candy, clothes, keychains, stationary, toasters, vibrators. And now the little bitch is invading that most manly of places: the garage.

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Will Hello Kitty motor oil really appeal to women? Are we actually …

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.

>hyperventilates<

DO WANT

They’re wearing…Space Battleship Yamato uniforms.

Apparently Kitty and Yamato share a birthday, their 36th, to be exact.

ANN Article

My current cell phone actually has a place to …

I love Margaret Cho.  When I grow up, I want to BE her.  I didn’t care for her way back when I first heard her because, oh my god!  She’s so…out there!  Nice girls didn’t say that kind of stuff, …

I know where I’m going for summer vacation in 2013.

China’s Heloy Kitty Theme Park

It’s going to be almost as large as Disneyland, and much, much cuter and less annoying.

Also, since China just shut down the sex amusement …

On a related note, if I had more money than brains, I might buy THIS.

Luckily, while I don’t have much in the way of brains, I also don’t have much in the way of money, so I am safe.…

So, the one thing that makes me sad about having a boy instead of a girl is that he probably won’t be interested in Hello Kitty stuff. But hey, there’s male-oriented Sanrio characters. Like, uh….Keroppi! Yeah, Keroppi. And Chococat. Very …

I want to have my baby here.

Hello Kitty Maternity Hospital

First I have to convince my husband to move to Taiwan. Then to wear a Hello Kitty surgical mask in the delivery room. Then to cut the cord with …

Mwahahahaha! I returned home from Mom’s to discover that the power is back on in our apartment. You know what this means- with Musashi currently powerless, that means I am the new tyrant ruler of Yellow Menace! Mwhahahahahaha!

…oh, hi …