SW-Appr-Day-200

Swords and Wizardry Appreciation Day Limericks

Written by Pete Figtree on . Posted in My Posts

I.

The gaming group came to an impasse

A rule was debated with much sass

Player said, “TAKE A LOOK.”

“FIND THE ANSWER IN THE BOOK.”

Said GM, “I make rulings, you jackass.”

 

II.

My attributes were rolled one-by-one

In order until I was done

My Cleric was so weak

Two HP at his peak

Thank goodness that dying was fun

 

III.

She has a +4 Saving Throw

Bravely to adventure she’ll go 

The Halfling’s end will be tragic

When she tries to use magic

Instead of just aiming her bow

 

Thank you to Swords and Wizardry for bringing back feelings of wonder from my youth. I felt them just reading the book.

 

 

 

 

 

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